Monday, January 25, 2010

the chateau gang when we were kids.


lilgrl It looks like lilgrl been making betas boys droll since way back when
default user -cute as a button

my first husband from the chateau Chris

sophia(1st girl)

lovelysexybeauty even with a construction set, LSB keeps it cute and sweet.

Roosh- he still wears that shirt when the carebear shirt is dirty.

chic noir- cute, tuff, and girly with my mean mug in place.

Marcus A-



Alpha doug1- look how comfortable he is sitting between two of adult women. 5 bucks says he made one of those women to heat up his bottle.

gannon's homeboy


alias clio


keith- so sweet so happy

AL - she's angry because they told her she couldn't play because girls can't throw.

kim - someone just showed her a warhol knockoff. she was not amused.

lady raine

ferdinand- someone made him angry


another PUA in the making

daveinhawaii- he hunted that squirrel down himself.


half sigma- I guess a nam just walked into the room.

jamilla after meeting R for the first time.


femx and half sigma- see they are not the same people folks

dragnet and Mu /obsidian waiting to get onestd

LSB- cute and lady like from the begining

steve- working on that IQ from birth.

dana- someone told her go play with the girls


chic and Mu .

mu/ obsidian -smooth from the begining. doug 1 put magic marker and crayon markings all over the hat.


Petter - hair/fur/ hair/fur what's the difference?
default and chic noir

cannon's canon

willard- he had a bad attitude because his mom made him wear crocks.

most of these pics are from this site. It's a daily read for me. It's like a kid version of the sartoralist.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

fat vs phat

Whose grandad didn't have a pick of a woman like this to get him threw the world wars?

So fellas what do you think? I say Phat. I wish we saw more women who looked like this on television beyond music videos.

Monday, January 18, 2010

My Type of Alpha Man Sanjay Gupta

I felt a strange wave of gene tingles watching this video. Look at Sanjay, reporting and saving lives at the same time. He went from reporter to MD without losing a beat. Look how he held that baby *sigh*. He was sooooooo gentle. I imagine my darling whiskey or whelmer would behave the same way.

*chic noir squells*
If I'm ever to marry and have children,it must be with this type of man. Only a man who is capable of being so warm and so gently will mesh well with me and (I think) make a great dad. Of course Sanjay is very busy so he won't have much time to be a hands on dad looking at his current schedule.

FemX, I know you want a real alpha try your hand at him.

George Cloony and the like, have nothing on Sanjay and men like him.

Facts about Chic Noir

It’s come to my attention that some people really don’t understand Chic Noir so let me help you guys out.

1.Chic Noir will tell you the truth as she sees it. Chic noir would never make a good hanger on for a musician. Her truth will not always be your truth. You may not like what she has to say but she certainly isn’t intentionally mean spirited.
2. Chic noir really does like nice men. Her one draw back is that she also likes good-looking nice men even* more.
3. Chic noir is not shocked that the e-world is in some way like high-school. People team up and form clicks just like they did back in the day.
4.Even people Chic Noir thinks dersved to have their butts kick, will get something of a helping hand from her if it doesn’t put her out.
5.But chic noir isn’t above allowing someone to take a few punches to learn their lesson.

Chic Noir tries to live by these sayings* to the best of her ability:

1. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
2. Don’t write checks her butt can’t case.
3. Hard head makes a soft behind.
4. Avoid the green snake under the green grass.
5. Avoid being the pot who called the kettle blk
6. Don’t dish what I can’t take.
7. I don’t sell wolf tickets.

Urban dictionary will define everything for you folks.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

alpha,beta or omega 1

how does she even have the guts( pun intended).

my fellow human beings will never cease surprising me.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Monday, January 11, 2010

A reply to Denise A Romano(from LR's blog)

Denise wrote I really do want to hear specifically from me what is so objectionable to them about feminism and why they view our current culture as feminist.

Denise, I took a stab at it. I'm sure I left out some stuff but here goes.

because they are taught that they are not snowflakes

because it's not acceptable to lash out violently at others because they think, feel, worship, look different that you do.

because they are not taught that they are number one and women are number 2.

because they can't all be the Don Daper from Mad Men.

Because they NAMs dare look them in the eye and demand equal treatment.

Because there aren't enough 10's to go around.

Because very few women will equal bella donn's wildness.

because women are no longer open to being a physical and emotional punching bag for 50+ years who asks the next day " honey how would you like your eggs" .

because they aren't good looking enough to get the initial wow and swooning from women that a guy who looks like Epoxy, Reggie bush or Russell Wong gets...

because some men have truly were wronged.

because some women are so stupid that they repeatedly chase BS guys.

because a guy who is a 3 can't get tail the same that a woman who is a three can.

because they watched their mom harass their dad daily from the time in came home until the time he went back out to work.

because their dad abandoned them as children.

because they blame their mom for being a single mother.

because they don't get a button that allows them to terminate an unwanted pregnancy.

because condoms don't feel as good.

because they never learned the necessary social skills that are required to effectively communicate with women.

because they will never measure up.

because they stayed out of trouble, worked hard, went to a good school, makes 100k+ plus per year but that roided up bouncer who can't spell his name and makes only 10k per year gets more poon than a toilet seat.

because their dad was around but really tuned out.

because some women really want a separate set of rules.

because some women don't understand men.

because some men don't understand women.

because they are really gay.

because they don't know how to "satisfy" a woman.

because debt for those just starting out is scary.

because some women don't know when to just shut the heck up.

because they are mentally unstable.

because some women see beta men as lesser men who should just take the abuse that they(those women) dish out to them.

because they are angry at everything.

because they brought into the lie that
your suppose to be happy 24/7 365 from the craddle to the grave.

because when they caught their girlfriend with their best friend, instead of being a woman about it and apologizing, she blame her boyfriend for her cheating.

because when she left him with a broken heart she also left him without a cent to his name.

because some men hate women for the same illogical weak reasons that a klansman hates a Blk person.

denise: I also want to hear from them on what an ideal culture would look like.

One where they do two hrs of work a day for Bill Gates money and live the g-manefesto/mick jagger lifestyle for the other 22hrs. Every woman is a virginal "10" who submits to the wishes of any man on demand. Fat women are banned from being seen in public.

if I excluded anything be sure to add it in the comments folks.

The Cheatu R Times post 5

The chateau R times continues….

The residents of chateau R are all sitting in the salon having drinks and discussing R’s disappearance.

Just then… The front door swings open with a loud thump.

In walks R looking like he went 50 rounds with Tyson.

The crowd break into applause, free flowing tears, and hearty back slaps amongst the regulars.

A beta yells out:
“ R, where have you been?”

R pokes out chest and replies: “Beta, I have seen and battled an evil you could never endure. Your bird chested frame and feminist taught shebrain would split under the strain. For the rabid butch bitch feminists are stronger than you can imagine. To have one of those unsightly creatures sink of yellow incisors into your loins is a pain you can only imagine”

*Beta gulps*
The real story, r was getting his butt whipped but ran like an itch when the feminists had their backs turned.

The females of the chateau feel a mean wave of the jina tingles.
They take turn trying to arouse his passion.

Aoefe: oh R, how I have missed you. Please come and dominate me tonight.
Lil grl: we like srsly missed you hella much dude.
Sophia: oh I’ll let you “spray” my torso.
Femx: can I watch sophia???
Dreamer: oh roissy I missed you so much. Let me wallow in your alphaness.
Lovelysexybeauty: please tell me you won’t disappear again. I’ll do my darnest to stay thin and sexy for you.
Nicole: look what the cat dragged in, can’t say I’m happy to see you either way.
Jamilla: How about a taste of your chocolate Sunday r.
Chic noir to jamila: don’t go sitting blk women back 50 years up in here
Chic noir: shakes head 2 r, don’t mean to say I told you so.
Sarah: you must not allow your experience to turn your heart into ice. You must love your enemy even when your enemy is evil.
The feminist kim,marcus a, denise,anon al : glad you’re ok R.
When R moves away, they mumble to themselves… that bastard got away.

whiskey and rum order free whiskey and rum for everybody.
PA gave a toast but no one understands what the heck he was saying.
Doug drinks until he’s drunk since he isn’t paying.
To celebrate the occasion, tood allows roissy the privilege of being the first to break in his new hologram girl.

And everyone in the chateau went asleep happy that night.

The End

Monday, January 4, 2010

V magazine plus sized vs standard size model showdown

Two of my favorites from the shoot.

So looking at the photos from V mag standard sized models vs Plus sized models editorial, I must give a hat tip to the plus sized models. They are really holding their own... no they are surpassing the slimmer models.

Look at the facial expressions, fierce indeed. These ladies need more exposure besides the once a year photo spread in American Vogue and guys... Crystal Renn isn't the only plus sized model who can work it out. I bet Vogue Italia will feature a few of them soon enough. chuck, lets compare.

to see more photos go here

If you like what you saw folks there is more here