Monday, April 11, 2011

My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust”……. Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car. *DEAD* I got this from here . This guy had to be an Alpha cause a bumbling beta would've slipped up and told on himself. An Omega would've burst into tears when he saw his girlfriend as the front door.