The Omega Workout

Hey there folks. This week is workout week at chic noir house.

The omega is the smallest of the three groups of men. They're usually ectomorphs by nature as well as vegans or vegetarians by nurture. Their incredibly frail bodies are one of the drawing points for the big boned ball busting broads who love them. Nothing gives a chunky ladystached patriarchy crusader the gina tingles like a malnourished Michael Ciera lookalike in too small skinny jeans with legs so slim her sausage fingers can touch when she wraps one hand around his upper thighs.

Have a shot of wheat glass juice and enjoy.