Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Chic Noir = miss cleo psychic advisor

I just knew this was going to happen. There was never an if but when in my mind.

Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-downA 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused.

Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.

A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.

I coped this from dirty mo

So my questions are:

Since this is a naturally occurring thing, why is Percy being arrested for it?

How did the TSA officer know that Percy came? Was Percy moaning loudly? Was he splashed with Percy rocket launch of body fluids?

Did the piercings make Percy ultra sensitive?

Why is Percy's last name "Cummings" so fitting?

What did the officer think would happen if he spent such a long time playing with the man?

Why the hell did he need to feel around the piercings?

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Ohio police officer Jonathan Seiter saved by a Black woman

Wow, I'm speechless.

I hope this sister will be okay.

that was a bold move

some folks in the hood will not like this.

she might get got.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

beta dad

just another day in the life of a beta :(

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

cute kids alert

Just makes my heart melt

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Monday, December 13, 2010

Caption This

*Doug comes and takes a look*

*Doug counts the number of babies that appear before him*

*doug thinks of the child support and allimoney*

*doug turns green*

*then blue*

*doug promply dead faints*

Saturday, December 11, 2010


chic noir in white tank: *chic noir steams to self* Every time I turn around there's some new girl making moves on my default*

defualt in plaid " let me read your palm, I see a twinkle in your eyes"

new girl in white button down * awe struck*


Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Is Victoria Secret Racist? NO

I had a conversation with someone over on the jezebel site about Victoria Secret.

Now I don't agree with the jungle theme in their latest fashion show but overall I've got to give Victoria Secret a B+ for it's use of Black models and women of color. They've used blk models who span the color spectrum and even body types of those on the thinner side. Naomi Campbell, Tyra Banks, Yasmin Warsame, Chanel Iman, Lyndsey Scott,Arlenis Sosa, Oluchi Onweagba, Noemie Lenoir, Seeilee Lopez, Alec Wek, Selita Ebanks, Jourdan Dunn, Emanuela De Paula,Ajuma, Jessica White,Katja Shchekina, Aninata Niaria, Kiara Kabukuru,Adrianna Lima(yup I'm claiming her) and a few more whose names escape me right now.

this post is dedicated to peanut,Y,Larina,Lais, and noname.

were is Desi?