Monday, December 21, 2009

Friday, December 18, 2009

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Tom Ford

former designer and creative director for the house of gucci is back ladies and gentelman. This is his first movie. I can't wait. It has a bit of a Madmen vibe hum?????

So what do you think? Will you spend the money to see this film?

Sunday, December 13, 2009

New Music 1

Okay folks. Time to give the jazz a break for a little bit. Just relax and let this video take you in.

spotted at obia the third

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Alpha Males

Are you an alpha male???

Mu and a few other PUAs have mentioned how important it is to put effort in your grooming... well guys here is that one accessory that will seal the deal. This necklace beats the heck out of those shell necklaces frat boys wear.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Beef At The Chateau Part 2

All right people all right… I have something I want to say.
*chic noir steps up to the podium and grabs mike clears throat*
*winks at default sitting in the front row*
Chic noir’s take….

Both R &LR are wrong. R for starting the war with LR and flaming her name all over the internet including that of her child which truly crossed the line. I don’t care if LR posts pic of herself on myspace. Unless she gave R permission to use them…. He was wrong.
I can’t believe I’m about to say this but…..

*chic noir shudders*

It’s also wrong of LR to post his personal info online when it could cost him his job and we know job’s aren’t easy to come by these days. He isn’t liked by some and anyone could track him down beat his ass(he deserves0 or put a bullet into his head(to much even for him).

Not about R wanting his privacy…. NO I would argue that he doesn’t. He has posted his picture a few times and the fact that he meets with commenters from his blog should tell you that he was willing to risk it. Don’t forget that he has written purposely inflammatory posts about important people as well as minorities and women. He likes attention. The article LR linked to, roissy posted linked to on his blog. He gave his name to the writer(maybe) of the article so it’s not like he wasn’t courting attention.

I’ve mentioned to R a number of times that it would one day come back to haunt him because his readership is too large. When the folks from invaded the blog about a month ago, I knew he was in his last days. IIRC, I warned for the third time during the invasion. He knew it was only a matter of time but I’m guessing that he would of preferred his outing come from a major news outlet along with a 6-7 figure book deal.
His outing by lady raine is like one of you guys having an 30 minutes to do anything you want to with megan fox and only lasting 10 seconds.

@Chuck, Maurice and Clarence- I believe that an anonymous person gave LR that info because the same thing happened with me when he wrote that “how to tell if a woman is a slut” post. I got about 10 random emails from people but I didn’t take that road because I’m too soft hearted I guess.
*steps down from podium*
*whispers to clarence*
I was really hoping the two of them would meet and release that passion they have for one another.

If you post a comment, use letters not names.

Beef At The Chateau Part 1

chuck said the Chateau is like a bar where everyone breaks chairs and throw bottles. Well lately, folks have been pulling out shanks and guns.

It's come to my attention that the girlgame bloggers are getting crap which is pure bs in my opinion. Why do some men feel threatened by women who like to think for themselves???

The women from the girlgame blog aren’t writing hard hitting topics aimed at men. The fact that men come and enjoy the blog is a good thing but I think their aim is arm women with the tools they need to attract quality men(not always alpha) and what to do to keep him.
I have noticed that Sophia gets attacked when she dares show her intellectual muscle.

. So what they didn’t address the mancession. They write about what they want to write about in the same vein that the male writers here write about what they want to write about. Maybe the mancession hasn’t hit the men in their lives or affected the men they pursue so they have no reason to write about it. Don’t forget that women are less likely to base their lives around charts, graphs& figures anyway. Until we feel it or know someone who has personally experienced it, most of us will be on the fence.

Furthermore, you can’t blame the mancession of feminists anyway, Gloria Steiman and the women at MS don’t have that much swag. The mancesssion happened because the jobs men typically do are being shipped overseas(factory), or were eliminated(construction) (wall st) because the big banks needed to shed workers*.

*construction falls under both.

As for the mancession and marriage, women who have a husband who is unemployed will need to suck it up and deal with the situation. The answer won’t be to bitch and moan but to work together as a family. Husbands will now have more time with their children. Women will now get to see what’s it like to be the “ man of the house”.

Far fewer couples will divorce when the husband doesn’t have enough assets to siphon away in the form or child support or alimony(archaic in most cases). Some couples may even find themselves happier in the long run cause this recession won’t last. We will have a recovery in a few years

fashion folk... I promise to go back to what I know very soon.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Dating Rules For Men via A Woman

preface: my darling whiskey, I know you said I give men awful advice let me try again.

Chic Noir’s PUA advice for men…

1.have confidence

2.remember, she poops too.

3.take the time to look nice. Good clothes, shoes and a nice haircut will help you feel better about yourself when approaching a woman which will in turn heighten your confidence.

4.have something to talk about when you approach.

5.don’t give off the creepy weird guy vibe. Avoid jerky hand movements, weird facial expressions, intense staring with a woman you haven’t vibed with and bad posture.

6.don’t stare at woman for longer than 30 without saying a simple hello. Look at the woman’s response to you hello. That should give something to go on. Does she look excited to be approached by you? If not, proceed with caution.

7.if one turns you down, remember there are 3 billion more.

8. be careful of your internal thoughts when approaching women. We can read your thoughts fellas.

9. know your speed.

10. don’t be desperate. Janka is almost as pretty as Epoxy but scares the heck out of many women because he comes across as desperate and hypersexed.

11. be yourself but don't give her everything within the first day of meeting you.

12. if she doesn't call when she says she will, don't be angry when she finally returns your call. just find something or someone to amuse you instead.

13. avoid hardcore bar rats, they will burn you in more ways than one.

Monday, November 16, 2009

life in chateau R (episode 3) expanded edition

So folks it's Alias Clio and Patrick H's big day. Why everybody and I do mean everybody from the chateau came out to see Clio get married. Even Mandy xd flew in to see clio and patrickh exchange vows.

*agnostic and ganon look over at the newly legal Mandy and shake their heads*
*said in unison*

“She is now 18 and past her peak”

racerx flexes his snake like tongue at clio and mouths, "you better come and get a piece before you exchange vows"

*clio shudders*

I don't know who came up with this seating arrangement. They put Lurker between Zunder and Mandy XD and they sandwiched Gig between Nicole and Jamilla. Willard was seated between Ruby and Joe.

The drink brothers, Whiskey and Rum walk to there seats. Whiskey sits in the second row with a dazed expression on his face while he repeats over and over to himself "But PatrickH is more beta than I am, but Patrick H is more beta than I am, but PatrickH is more beta than I am".

chic noir and PA sit in the last pew to comfort a very distraught Tupac. Between looking after tupac, defaulta, and default Jr,chic noir's hands are tied.

Out of the corner of chic noir's eye she spots Lady Raine walk in with a low cut red dress and Femx walk in with a blk lacy see thru number.

chic noir thinks to self* now they know this is suppose to be clio's day so why would they dress like that*

Poetry of Flesh comes strutting thru. Maurice and Firepower look at her with their mouths hanging open. Poetry is wearing a tasteful dress that gently skims her bountiful feminine curves.

*tupac lets out a small wale*

So far tupac has gone thru two boxes of kleenex.

*chic noir walks over to where doug and Mu are sitting*

Either of you alphas have a handkerchief you can loan tupac?

*doug pulls out a cotton handkerchief*
*Mu pulls out a blk silk handkerchief with his initials inscribed in the corners*
*doug growls but keeps it down for clio*

chic noir snatches both and utters a thanks over her shoulder.

Well it looks like it's time to get this show started but people are still talking and gossiping amongst themselves.

Ferdinand Bamu stands up and yells to the crowd " “Everybody shut up, I said quite right now".

Ferdinand Bamu alpha scowls and pops his collar.

When Ferdinand sat down, you could hear a pin drop.

DA starts playing the piano and Clio came down the aisle. She had Roissy walk her down the aisle since she's known him longer than any of the men of ChateauR.

*dun dun du dun *

What a beauty Clio was in her white gown. and boy did she pick a perfect gown to highlight her beauty. The whiteness of the gown was almost blinding as it reflected Clio's purity. For a minute I thought the dress was transparent and I guess Tupac did too because he was quite for about 30 seconds.

Boy ole boy is PatrickH gonna have a good time parting those tight folds. Or, either get a herniated disk in his back from having to go where no man has gone before.

30 minutes late….

The reverenced asks " is there anyone here who objects to these two becoming man and wife"

Everyone turns to look at Tupac who remains silent but his body is racked by a violent wave of sobs.

Suddenly, Whiskey stands and yells "But but but PatrickH is more betta than I am"

*the guests take a sharp intake of air*
Willard to whiskey: Whiskey if you don’t sit your delusional azz down.

Whiskey sits down and the reverend picks up where he left off.

It's now time to exchange rings and Gunslinger, the Ring-bearer can't find the rings. Aw man..
don't worry he found them, he dropped them inside of his flask for safe keeping.

A few minutes later, it was now time for Patrick H to kiss his bride.

chic noir and PA dive on tupac to keep him seated and quite.

two hours later....

the wedding went off with only a few small glitches but it was a very lovely wedding. clio and patrickh are now husband and wife.

So everybody’s at the reception and firepower gives a toast.

PatrickH oh lucky you are
we can all see clio's purity from afar
I expect you to be hitting all night until very late tomar.

30 minutes later guess who walk in....

Lady Raine and Femx, they've decided that clio has had enough attention for the day and now it's their turn. the two start drinking and dancing. lady raine dances with willard but breaks away for a spin around the pole. Old habits die hard.

I could write out the rest but I'll just let you look at.

video via wendyista

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Fashion Don't 2

This is M.iLe>y Ray Cirus's little sister BTW

Wow, that costume makes her look so hard and old. She looks like a miniature truck stop ho. I can picture her sitting at a bar drinking hard liquor and chain-smoking a pack of lucky strikes. Her parents should be ashamed.

This is M.iLe>y Ray Cirus's little sister BTW

pic from nymang

Sunday, October 25, 2009

another tale from Chataeu R

Fashion folk this post is not about you.

default, whereever you're out there. I hope this brings you back.

It’s Sunday night in the Château,the music is playing but people aren’t so happy because money problems abound the residents of château Roissy. Even high earners like Tood are having money problems.

R , with advice of his account seeking alpha, roissy recently raised rents 25%. To make up the difference, some residents took to renting space in the basement so they could work on a side hustle.

Aoefe and Nicole run an S&M dungeon.

Chic Noir runs a how to look like an alpha consulting business.

Peter has a top secret laboratory(more on that latter).

Tood took to renting space in the basement so he could open a barber shop.

Btw, has anyone noticed that Tood’s been very amped and irritated as of late.

Chuck went down to Tood’s shop to get a shapeup. After a full night of parting at club alpha, Chuck was so exhausted he could hardly keep his eyes open. I could tell you the rest but….

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

I feel the same way.

Young lady there was no need for you to send me your video. Why I feel the same way. I recently wrote a post about my family.

This kinda not safe for work yall.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

SMH my mom and mother-in-law fight on a bus in San Francisco

See the problem is....

my mom and mother-in-law can't stand one another. Whenever they see one another, they spark up. It all started at my wedding when my father said my mother-in-law's potato salad was far better than any potato salad that mom has ever made.

Lord Lord Lord why did my dad say that.

So the two have been having a silent war since that day two years ago. It all boiled over when the two came across one another the bus and here is how it went down.

my poor mom got her head bashed in like a piñata . If that wasn't bad enough, my mom-in-law preceded to kick a mutt hole in my mom's butt after bashing her head in.

It's been two weeks since that beat down and my mom still hears ringing in her ears.

*looks closer at video*
*shakes head*

So I see my husband's grandmother sneaks on the bus at 2:14 without paying.

I must thank that nice young lady who saved my mom from a full blown KO. If you're reading this young lady, one night of drinking on me.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Fashion Don't 1

Now I love stilettos as much as the next drag queen but??? It okay to struggle for fashion but know when to throw in your hand. SJP please put on some ballerina flats immediately

chateu r's 1st talent show

So folks it looks like we’re still having trouble paying the bills in château R. I wonder if that has anything to do with R’s very shady accountant Seeking Alpha. Well once again, the gang had to hatch a plan to figure out how they were going to pay another large bill.

This time chic noir came up with a novel idea of having a talent show featuring the men of chateau R. Chic Noir questioned each residents for any natural talents that they have. Like groups of people anywhere, some have more natural talent (HBD?) than others.

So the day of the show comes around and here is how things went down.

Chic Noir is backstage running around like a chicken with its’ head cut off trying to keep everyone and everything organized.

First person out to perform, Lurker….

*lurker walks to the stage with his violin*

* the crowd gets so quite you can hear a pin drop

Just as lurker places his bow on the strings, one of the females working concessions drops a bottle of soda.

*lurker looks up like a wild animal*

*lurker lets loose*

“You idiot,, you k*mstain… you f f face… how dare you make a sound while I’m performing.”

*lurker jumps from the stage and charges like a pull *

*concessions worker looks like a dear in the headlights*

*concessions worker screams for dear life

Two alphas white night the young woman and save her life.

After the crowd calms down, Chic Noir walks to the stage to introduce the next act.

Ladies,alphas,betas and omegas… the next act I’m going to introduce you to is our very own number one alpha . Ladies and gentleman, please put your hands together for doug dapper.

*audience claps*

Doug does a Jeff Foxworthy esq piece on Alphas and Betas.

You know you’re an alpha when you just walk past women and give them gina tingles.

* the inconspicuous beta ( AJ travis’s friend) looks pissed*

Doug: You know you’re an beta when even you’re houseplants turn away from you.

* inconspicuous beta pulls out his list to underline and highlight doug’s name*

Doug: you know you’re an beta when, you go on a date with a woman, spend all your money and only get a kiss on the cheek at the end of the night.

The beta and omegas start to boo doug while the alphas fall over with laughter.

inconspicuous beta is really pissed now, he pulls out a voodoo doll in the image of doug and starts stabbing it.

*whiskey thinks to himself*
“I know doug isn’t telling these people my secrets”

Chic noir sees the commotion and has to think of a way to calm audience down before a full scale riot breaks out.

Chic noir thinks to self: I must put on a unifying or calming act next.

* a light bulb turns on in chic noir’s head*

Chic noir to self: I’ll put on my sweetheart next.

Chic noir to goes on stage: Ladies,alphas,beta and omegas lets give it up for doug1 one more time.

*sparse applause amongst loud boos are heard*

*chic noir ducks a tomato*

Chic noir: yikes

Chic noir: okay ladies and gentleman, this next act is my very own sweetheart. Please welcome Default User performing ….Michael Jackson’s Billie Jean.

*Chic noir thinks to self*
I sure hope default isn’t trying to tell me something with his choice of song.

Default takes to the stage and does his best MJ impersonation with silver glove and sequin jacket. Default even has on the MJ style high water pants, thick white socks and penny loafers. The women of château R as well as those visiting, scream with delight. A few women pass out from seeing default command that stage like an alpha and pump his pelvis and grab his junk as if the spirit of Michael Jackson has entered his body.

Default even gets his “hehe oww” and “shamons” to sound just like MJ’s.

Default completes his performance to wild applause, bows and exits the stage.

Chic noir takes to the stage: okay folks lets give it up for my man, default user.

*crowd burst in another round of applause, loud cheering, and a standing ovation*

*Chic noir looks out into the audience with the world’s biggest Colgate smile on her face*

*chic noir’s happiness with her man’s (yes aoefe, my man) performance is beyond words*

*chic noir prepares to announce the next performer*

Chic noir: Ladies and Gentlemen… I would like to announce Davis Alexander, he will be performing a song he wrote himself.

*the piano is wheeled out*

Now this isn’t just any piano. It’s a alpha grand piano of the highest order. It was made to accommodate and be played by alphas and alphas only. In the event that a beta or omega attempts to play it, the fall-board will slam shut on a beta or omega’s fingers.

*the fall board has been tied back to protect the fingers of DA*

It took much coaching from Joe, Nicole, t, and chic noir to get DA to perform. We knew he had musical talent but DA was unwilling to show it. DA thinks that showing, his talent will give the stereotype of blk folks having a natural gift for music more credence.

*DA meekly walks on stage and seats himself at the piano*

* the crowd sits on the edge of their seats

DA starts playing the piano and sings….

♫Life of a beta…so sad and blur.

♫Walking up to an eight and having her look at you with so much hate…life of beta♫

♫Life of a beta… so sad and blue. Life of a beta, never knowing if a girl is really in to you♫

♫Walking up to a 10 and having her pretend that you aren’t there while she plays with her hair… life of a beta♫

♫Life of beta … so sad and blue. Life of a beta… knowing no woman really wants you♫

♫Having a six turn her back on you while making a face like your breath smells like dodo♫

♫Life of beta … so sad and blue. Life of a beta… thinking the humiliation is not worth going thru♫

*The crowd is really feeling DA at this point…. And people are singing the chorus right along with him word for word*

*DA gets pumped and pours out raw emotion*

♫But I got my baby Athena, she makes me feel like a real man. She takes my hand and tells me baby just be as alpha as you can. I never thought I would meet a woman with whom I could bond, who lets me keep all my blkonblond ♫

♫Life of beta so sad and blue. Life of betttttttttttttttttttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ♫

*DA slumps on the keyboard after he is done*

The crowd breaks into a thunderous applause. There is not a dry eye in the house. The omegas are in the back row crying and rolling around on the floor like two year olds. The betas are crying too.

Even the alphas are crying but not like everyone else. See alpha tears are different. With alphas, one tear sneaks down onto the cheekbone to check it anyone is watching. If someone is watching, the tear just rest on the cheekbone like a drop of sweat. If no one is watching, it makes a quick exit from the cheekbone down into the alphas shirt collar.

Even the ladies are moved by DA’s performance.

Sophia and Keith kiss like newlyweds

Aoefe and Bhetti, who normally despise weakness in a man, group hug random omegas.

Kym, al, bonnie and the other feminists, for once have empathy for men and give out sweet hugs.

Dana the bitter beta hatter feels a moment of charity brought on by DA’s song. She takes three random betas into the back. As the four were walking to the back row, a lowly z-list omega walks up to dana and with down cast eyes ,shoulders slumped, and the voice of a 5 year old girl asks if he can come too. Dana looks at him with a look of disgust but then the chorus of DA’s song plays thru her head. Dana invites the omega to back the row. In 15 minutes, dana put the four to sleep.

Lucky enough, R raised enough money to save his home this time.

Saturday, September 26, 2009


Off topic fashion crowd

he stuck his fingers in his ears and sang to mute my response.

chic noir wrote Now go ahead and ban/comment moderation me for the night.
R-man wrote [nah, i'd rather watch you twist in the wind. cunt.]

Guess what he banned me 5 minutes later.


What a coward.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Grandma chic

Oh how I adore older women who are cool and or elegant.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

From the book of Tyra 2

Tyra said "know your angles". Do you see the angle this young lady is holding her face??? Well Darlings, she is doing that to highlight her best feature. Practice practice practice.

Monday, September 21, 2009

From the Book of Tyra

Why does the boot below resemble a certain Givenchy boot from a season or two ago???

So these are the pieces that I adored from the Alexander Wang show. To be honest, I was a bit underwhelemed. It's not that this collection was bad, there wasn't anything that really jumped out at me.
Here is to hoping for a better collection next season from Mr. Wang.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

About Senator Edward (Ted) Kennedy

an excellent comment from one of the PUA blogs I sometimes read and comment on.

Ari Hinkelberger
Guy defended the minimum wage so Papa Johns paid you a decent wage when you were making pizzas and living in that housing project.

Guy brought you the American with Disabilities Act so your deformed ugly as brother would have a ramp to ride up and not have to have his heavy wheel chair picked up and carried up the staris .

Guy championed the Family and Medical Leave Act so your fat fucking wife could take a few days off after she had your ugly kid.

Guy rallied for the Pell Grant so your poor redneck ass could afford that pile of shit college degree you got.

Guy prevented that pile of shit Robert Bork from getting to the US Supreme court which everyone agrees would have likely lead to the overturn of Roe v. Wade (Antony Kennedy took his spot and has since upheld Roe v. Wade)

Guy championed passed No Child Left Behind so that idiotic high school teacher you had was forced to teach you something and not ramble about her days roaming the African Safaree smoking pot.

Guy passed the voting rights act so racist ass morons like George Wallace could put in place things like the “Poll Tax” and “ID Requirements” to prevent black people for voting for Democrats.

Guy passed the National Cancer Act would funded the national cancer institue 5k fold and has helped America become the greatest treater of cancer illness in the world.

Guy mandated equal funding for Title IX which allowed your ugly sister to be able to play on the field hockey team that cost the University of What-the-fuck-ever 500k bucks a year to run.

Guy was the lead Democrat on the “Ryan White Act” which proposed massive government funding to treat and work on a cure for the AID virus.

Guy was one of the authors of the Health Insurance Portability Act which requires your dog shit employer to offer you that health insurance when they fire your ass and provides for major safe guards and secrecy when it comes to your medical records.

Guy was the lead proponent with Paul Wellstone for the Mental Health Parity Act that required insurance companies to cover mental health at the same level of acute care treatment. Meaning that copay you get in your health care plan must cover a trip to the shrink – which lord knows you need based on this rant.

Guy was the lead of 1997 legislation that expanded the State Children’s Health Insurance Program – it was the largest expansion health insurance coverage for children in the U.S. since Medicaid began in the 1960s.

Not to mention the fact that his brother introduced the Civil Rights Act which is probably the most notable piece of social change legislation in the history of the country.

I wasn’t a big fan of his view on defense related issues…but you gotta give the guy some credit. He has voted on every single Supreme Court Nominee – his chief counsel Steven Breyer was on the Supreme Court.

Guy is a walking legend and his legislative accomplisments touched the lives of every American. Whether it was your wife needing some time off and wanted maternity leave – or whether it was the minimum wage you earned as a kid working at your local store while in high school – or maybe it was pell grant you got your senior year in college.

Guy deserves some respect and credit for making this country a more compassionate and loving nation.

via roisy in DC

That's the only time I can recall Ari Hinkelberger leaving a comment. Funny enought, his one comment is perhaps the most memorable from that blog.

Chic Noir loves fashion but it isn't everything!

Saturday, September 12, 2009

speaking of naomi campbell

ladies and gentleman, Naomi is no genetic freak of nature. It runs in the family. check out her mom. she kinda reminds me of Tyra because of the coloring.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

How to make your forever21 clothing last

After reading this post, I've decided to share my secrets on how to preserve clothing from forever 21.
*Chic noir steps into the room ready to teach the class*
How to wash/preserve clothing from forever 21 …

1. Buy yourself a lingerie bag from your local dollar store. Seriously, they are like one buck in most dollar stores.

2 . Buy yourself three bottles of woollite. One for whites, another for brights and the third for dark colors.
Psss... There is even a 1.50 cent cupon on the site. big savings kiddo big savings. Now don't spend it all in one place.

3. Take your forever 21 clothing and fold it up neatly.

4. Always wash your forever 21 clothing with like colors.

5. Then place your clothing inside of the lingerie bag.

6. Place the lingerie bag containing your forever 21 clothes inside of your washing machine.

The next step is major folks…

7. Turn the dial to cold water for both the wash and rinse cycles.

8. Turn your spin cycle to the gentle setting.

9. When your clothing has finished washing, promptly remove from the washing machine.

10. By yourself a drying rack or allow to dry on a flat surface.

If you follow these steps your forever 21 clothing should last a bit longer.

Things you should know:

Dark color cotton has a tendency to fade, even higher end cotton.

The lingerie bag helps to prevent snagging and stretching of your garments.

Use a steamer if you need to remove wrinkles, irons destroy clothing over time esp cheap materials.

Dryer also fry your clothing over time and sometimes shrink fabrics like cotton.

Woolite for dark clothing is Godsend. I’ve used it to wash black jeans and I’ve had no fading.

Have any questions??? Leave them in the comment section.
Tootaloo for now darlings.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

From the book of Tyra Banks 1

Tyra banks said "smile wit your eyes chile"

This young man should cohost an episode of Top Model. Get into how he is smiling with his eyes.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Bag lady chic

Look at those fabrics.

*overly feminine drag queen sigh*

You see the difference is, when real people try to do baglady chic, we look like real bag ladies.

Friday, August 28, 2009

madonna is a cougar

and I hope to be one too when I turn 50 if I can bank up such a prime piece of beef

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Nancy Grace from HLN is the baddest!

Sometimes I think she is very tough on her Panel of experts especially the male experts but Nancy is needed. Without women like her around, women and children would have no real protection. Oh I'm not against men white knighting, actually men who white knight turn me on but it's good having a woman who can handle her business too.

P.S. How bad is Nancy, she married a younger man. IIRC her husband is about 40something. God bless her for delivering healthy children being a wink away from 60 years old. Imagine a hybrid of nancy,judge judy and gloria allred.

P.P.S this post was part my own feeling and sort of written from inspiration via bonnerparty.
P.P.P.S- why does the lawyer at 2:01,susan moss look and sound like a character from Saturday Night Live?

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

For the PUA's out there

The woman came out of a man’s rib. Not from his feet to be walked on, not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal, under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved.
6 days ago

Boybreaker tumbler

*drop kick* to the female haters

Sunday, August 23, 2009

my granddad's friend again


this time he is really going with it.

I'm afraid he's been reading the PUA blogs.


Starbucks coffee in the recession

NSFW or listen with headphones

since we are on the topic and money,the recession, and conspicuous consumption, let's here what one of my grand pop's good friends has to say about Starbucks.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

on the recession...

We here in the house of chicnoir, love fashion but we like to encourage responsible spending. That said, carry on people.

Monday, August 17, 2009

naomi campbell in september 09 harper's bazaar

Naomi Campbell
*taps foot*

WTF were you thinking???

Jumping rope with monkeys???

I think both Channel and Jourdan would have turned down this photo shoot but you did it!!!

Off all the blk models currently working, you are by far the most well known and best paid.

Naomi I have no words and you're officially on my sh*t list for the next 6 weeks.