Thursday, September 30, 2010

about blogs

Status, something that can be found in other places besides the chubby ring finger of 30 year old women who've hit the wall via a provider beta.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Quiz Time!

Well I'm sure most of you have heard about the quiz on various religious. Just another one of those sample quizzes that are used to make fun of the dumbness of average Americans. esp us NAMS *DA weeps*. Well imagine my surprise when I did much better than most of the population. I did much much much better than my average NAM, high school graduate but only slightly better than my fellow agnostic/atheist.

my score was 87% or 13/15.

I got two of the questions which I just knew I had right wrong.
the bread & wine questions as well as the ten commandments wrong wrong wrong.

first great awakening ques, got that one right surprisingly. twas able to eliminate one of the answers right off the bat and I thought a lil bit about the other two names.

I guess it really doesn't matter either way, I'm still a NAM.
*whiskey sighs*

*chic noir sings "Life Of NAM" with David Alexander"
*one crocodile tear slides down her face*

you can take the quiz here, let me know your score in the comments

*chic noir holds up index finger*

one more tres interesting fact about the quiz, atheists&agnostics scored very well on the eastern religions ques.

*chic noir pulls at hairs on her chiny chin chin*

Now I have a theory on why do you?

more wisdom from grandma

Monday, September 27, 2010

times are hard

let this help you with your perspective.

some people are weather than others.

Is it me, or does the lady walking with the little girl have a bad case of man jaw?

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

90's supermodels

Now now, time for some fashion folk.

Wow Helena Christensen was very beautiful back in her day. I had no idea.

Friday, September 10, 2010

workout week- the feminist lawyer nonfat latte edition

It's not her fault she can't lose weight? it's her slow metabolism & her bad thyroid . don't forget about the cortisol flowing through her veins since she doesn't get much sleep, fighting the patriarchy is a fulltime job folks.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

So You Want To Be An Alpha

1. remember the power of social proof. don't become known a the guy willing to slum it up wit cigstache and her crew. it's better to have a short stay in the hospital room than to have had a "2" have her wicked way with you.

2. alphas know that they are their surroundings & thoughts become reality.

3. alphas are multitaskers. they can combine romance and bromance.

4.Alphas don't get caught

5. an alpha knows how to pick his battles.

don't get owned by a man old enough to be your gramps. This fool caught a mini beat down via four from the AARP posse.

P.S. an alpha knows that mistakes sometimes happen. only betas sweat the small stuff

Monday, September 6, 2010

The most beautiful women in the world

So abagond, sofia and femx have all written their lists of the world's most beautiful women.

If I had to trade in my face, I wouldn't mind trading faces with any of the women on this list.

The world's most beautiful women- the chocolate edition.

Now i've seen women in the streets who are as good looking as most of those listed but I don't have pictures of those women. this post should be world's most beautiful famous blk women.

I put these women up in random order. I tried to use pictures that were natural looking and except for Je.ssica, exclude women who've had a noticeable amount of plastic surgery.

there are a few people who I left out who should be in this list for sure.

A few great beauties who i didn't add are wendy fitzwilliam,beverly johnson, iman, kenya moore, adrianna lima, Beyonce*,Waris Darie,lauren london, lanisha cole, kathleen bradley, model lisa butler, and fatima siad. There are a couple of bald black models whose names escape me.

Here's my list in no particular order

*chic noir smashes symbols together*

1. model jes.sica white is an American. She was beautiful before and even after the nose job.

2. gabrielle union- American and almost 40. now this is how I'm trying to age. her smile puts her over the top.

3.model Aminata Niaria is from Senegal

4. One of my older brothers introduced her to me. He was in love with her back in the day.

Here's rachael in real time.

5. Beverly Peele- an American

5. roshumba williams is an American.

6. Dorothy Dandridge was an American

7. donyale luna was an American- what a long lean elegant but very troubled woman. Afrobella has written the best tribute that i've come across to date on miss luna. read it here . There's something about luna that captivates people cause that post is as old as dirt yet people are still commenting on it until today. read update here and tribute blog to luna here

8. agbani darego from Nigeria. she was the first blk African Miss World. she made top 10 in the miss universe pageant before going on to win the miss world pageant

9. genevieve nnaji from Nigeria

10. Karen Alexander- she was a top blk model in the 80's.

11. N.i.a Long from the good ole USA. this is an old picture of n.ia. her face has changed a lot as she's aged. Yes sometimes we crack too.

12. Ataui Deng from Sudan

13. Lais Riberio from Brazil . she looks like a lighter version of Jessica White. she's in the second half of the video.

14. Liya Kabede from Ethopia

15. Yasmen Warisame from Somalia. She looks like a very pretty boy, a very androgenous look.

I have a male version of this list coming up. I'm also making lists for other races of women.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

workout week- the greater beta edition


the breater beta. why must he always try to compete with the alpha. is it not enough that he far outpaces the omega and other sorts on betas on the chart of manliness???

Oh why oh why must be do this to himself???

shot of out robert lindsey , cause I saw this vid there first.