Monday, April 11, 2011

My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust”……. Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car. *DEAD* I got this from here . This guy had to be an Alpha cause a bumbling beta would've slipped up and told on himself. An Omega would've burst into tears when he saw his girlfriend as the front door.


Default User said...

Very funny; a good summary by yourself, and a good lesson to all. :/

Sexy Pterodactyl said...

Or alternately, if he's really alpha he wouldn't be seeking approval from other dudes by posting the story? :)

Chic Noir said...

hey defualt my love,thanks for visting. the poor omega.

sexy pterodactyl- well you know how men are, they like to tell each other their war stories.

Sexy Pterodactyl said...

Yep, I myself have often regaled my wingmen with such tales :)

-------Some female says

I like the "drag queen at heart" thing in your blog description. I myself like diva songs/even some musicals (Chicago), buff dudes and weight-lifting (and I used to be into fashion/girly stuff when I was a kid), so I'm kind of a drag queen/gay dude at heart, even though I'm a girl

----End some female