Monday, July 19, 2010

alphas are born not made

Can I lighten the load for a moment. All this talk of killing babies is bothering me and I'm not much of a "all look at him, isn't he the cutest" type of woman. lets appreciate babies for the giggles they can bring.....


Now listen here folks alphas are born not made. Look at this 1 year old natural born alpha. Look at how he commands attention from every woman in the room. from his alpha Mohawk down to his chubby toes. How much you wanna bet that when this video was over, he had a bottle of whole milk 120 degrees waiting for him? that's right, starter alphas don't drink similac, soy or rice milk. when he starts school, he'll never go hungry. the girls will make him more peanut butter &jelly sandwiches than he could eat thereby demonstrating that women just can't help themselves when it comes to pleasing an alpha.








Show me one PUA who can command attention like this kid. See that guy in the background, he's the beta who pays for it all.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lol
I saw that brazilian baby on youtube recently.

Not sure about a year old but my alpha baby boy would have all the milk he wanted at body temperature...
hopefully I'll be having girls lol

Lily xx

chic noir said...

@Lily, yea he could be about 2. I think he was talking in the video at one point.

Anonymous said...

incredible!

pupu

Default User said...

Funny.

You do manage to find some great stuff chic.

chic noir said...

thank you default. I'm glad I can make you smile.

chic noir said...

you too pupu :)

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ashy2classy.net said...

Funny ass post...lol! Can't front

Lady Raine said...

LOL! In all seriousness, the moment I saw how my K-Garten son behaves with his classmates, I knew I'd never have to worry.

His teacher calls him a "cheerful dictator" in class. It's so true it's not even funny. :)

If only *more* men realized what a chick-magnet "men with babies" are.

I don't trust a person who doesn't adore babies.

I just told my guy-friend yesterday that if he wants to meet a new woman (he broke up with his gf)....that he just needs to borrow a baby for about an hour and he'll be fine.

Lady Raine said...

OMG! Did I accidentally leave you off my blogroll? I haven't checked lately.

If so, pardon my rudeness in not returning the favor.

Chic Noir said...

If only *more* men realized what a chick-magnet "men with babies" are.

true dat and some men have caught on and are using neices and nephews as props.

Chic Noir said...

I'm on your blog roll LR.

Lady Raine said...

Lol. Sorry that was a false alarm. Yes, you ARE on my blogroll and have been for awhile (evidently). I thought you weren't on there because I had you under your name on there and not the actual title of your blog.

Phhhew!