the chateau times: the great spearhead unveiling!

*rois.sy stands upon the stage in the alpha auditorium like steve jobs about to introduce to world to apple oxygentm (which will revolutionize the way that human beings across the planet breath) *

roise opens his mouth and lets out the most alpha roar he can muster.

attention alpha, beta and omegas.... I stand before you today to proclaim that we have another tool to fight those evil feminists.

*the crowd cheers*

*chuck lets a shriek so emotionally powerful that his skin becomes as red as his hair*

meanwhile...

chic noir walks along the hall with a taylor swift lookalike.
chic noir to taylor swift lookalike
"now you remember our plan don't you."

Taylr Swift lookalike nods and says "of I do. I can't tell you how happy this makes me to nail these dirty buzzards. why the excitement makes my gina tingle.

*chic noir looks pleased and says*
"good my sister, you are becoming a good feminist"

*chic noir opens the door to find 1std playing the controls*

chic to 1stdv

"hey onestdv, whats going on buddy"
1stdv "chic, I don't have time for you now, I've got to get this film set up"

chic noir to 1stdv "oh well look who I brought along, rose wanted me to introduce you to her"

taylor swift steps from behind chic noir
*1stdv eyes grow to the size of saucers*
*taylor swift lookalike sits on onestdv lap and runs her fingers threw his hair*

taylor swift lookalike takes 1stdv by the hand and leads him out of the film room.
*1stdv hesitates*

1std " no, I can't go just yet. I've got some things to do "
chic noir says to onestdv "what is it you have to do? I'm sure it's something I can do if it doesn't require much intelligence after all i am a NAM"

*one std shrugs shoulders and says to chic noir*
okay chic, when rose and whellmer are done talking just press that button.

*chic noir gives onestdv the thumbs up*

as soon as onestdv and the taylor swift lookalike are out of the room, chic noir jumps up to lock the door and reaches into her bag. pulls out a dvd and smiles sweetly.

meanwhile down below...

*globalman pulls down tin fool cap just a little bit closer to his head*

global man says to self " those feminists aren't getting into my head with their testosterone zapping satellites"

Rose welcomes whellmer onto the stage

*alte claps just a little bit harder, david c.olla.rd sticks out bottom lip*

whellmer "well men, I don't make group separations because we are all men being beaten down by the evil feminist empire"

*more yelling hooting and hollering from the angry masses*

whellmer " what we have here is our own antidote to the feminist media brainwashing that's gone about for the last 30 years in this country"

*the crowd goes wild again*

a 90 year virgin in the audience becomes excited at the thought that something may finally help him get the "10" than even his social security,pension,401k, bingo winnings and part time salary as a wallmart greeter haven't allowed him to.

* 90year old virgin passes out*

roissy yells up to the film box " start it up 1stdv"

inconspicuous beta leans over to whisper into A.J travis's ear "i got a bad feeling about this man"

up above ....

chic noir lets out a silent evil laugh and removes 1stdv dvd to replace it with her own.

chic noir to self "wait until they see this"






*one hour later *

DA thinks to self "why was the lone blk woman so bossy, it's like we can never run from the hbd guys"

there is all types of grumbling in the crowd amongst the men. one beta, jawberwonky, stands up to speak.

jaberwonky " what type of crap was that"
*jaberwonky adjusts linus blanket around body*
" I mean bringing us here to show us this film justifying male genocide"

*the crowd roars*

a random beta stands to shout at roissy
" man what's happened to you"

another omega shouts
" yea, you're churning out nothing but garbage these days man"

a wimpy omega screech's
" it like you've turned on us"

maurice the diplomat stands to be a peacemaker but looking out into the sea of angry faces changes mind and sits down again.

clarence thinks to self " I think I know what's going on"

a tomato is throw across the stage at roissy

whellmer jumps up to roissy's defence
"men lets not become to emotional"

an angry Z shouts "shaming language"


obsidian takes to the stage to calm things down

obs " now my white,black. asian and hispanic brothers lets not...."

troll king yells " what the hell does race have to do with this, see this is the problem with obs and others of color"

With the mention of race, things really snowball downhill fast.

davefromhawaii has a moment of deja vu having seen all of this in the matrix.
*dave pops blue pill*

whiskey yells " there is no hope for us betas. women HATE HATE HATE beta men"

with that the entire meeting descends into choas, nothing is accomplished and chic noir and the rest of the evil feminist have a hearty laugh at the men folk's expense.

THE END!

Caption This

*Doug comes and takes a look*



*Doug counts the number of babies that appear before him*



*doug thinks of the child support and allimoney*



*doug turns green*



*then blue*





*doug promply dead faints*

the Chateau Turnes- the big breakfast part 2

Part 2 of 3


read part one here

The Big Breakfast

Doug alpha struts with his fresh pair of easy spirits and his silk pajams suit on looking like the chateau's very own hugh hefner out to the veranda to enjoy his breakfast at the alpha table. All the while basking in the glow of bitter beta hatraid.





*Doug hums a little ditty to himself in a Sinatra like voice*

Betas gonna hate
10's get all the dates
an alpha never waits

chrous hate on me.
hate on me
I said... hate on me.

betas always bait
10's get all the mens
alphas always win.

hate on me
hate on me
I said... hate on me.





On out to the Vernanda we see the three species of men as we know them.



At one table we have our betas. The table that seats the betas is very long. On one end you have your nice beteas like Default User, Comment Whatever,Keith,college boy,pollymath, and MQ.



*chic noir goes down the line to give each and everyone of them a hug*



On the other end of the beta table you have your mean betas.

the drink brothers, whiskey and rum who fall right in the middle of the spectrum, sit along the mid point of the table.



You would think that even with a recession and all, roissy would be decent enough to spring for a new table for the betas but no he doesn't.

The beta table is so bad that one of the legs is missing so the guys crazy glued an old mop handle where the leg should be so that the table can be somewhat leveled.



When Whiskey is in one of his brooding woo is beta moods. He's been known to slam his elbows on the table which sends eveyone's drinks and food flying.



The chairs are rather shabby as well. Their are mix match law chairs, folding chairs,run down wooden chairs full of splinters, and a few milk crates.



Well at least the betas have tables and chairs... the omegas... Oh Lord.



the Omegas sit on grass. The only thing seperating omegas from the ants and other creatures of the dirt are thin used and abused table clothes. Well, it's not like the omegas eat much. Most of them weigh 100 lbs soacking wet. The way they see it, their vegan, raw food slow cooked locally grown diet of green grass juice needs and seads makes them far healthier than any carnovoire slab of red meat eating alpha. In fact what little the omegs do eat is shared with the women that love them.



Yup those evil weevil American feminist lawyer man hating sugery drinks cankles having latte drinking shebeasts. Why if I didn't know any better I would swear we where living in the days of Romans. The bird chested omegas are gently feeding the hot breathed fem lawyer blabber mouthed emotional banshes grapes off a vine one by one while other omegas stand around to fan them with giant feathers. Kim,anon, Al ,marcus A, and the other feminists don't lift a finger cause the omegas are doing all the work for them.

Now the alpha table is a sight to behold. It's well made from marble and gold. The chairs are orginal Louis xvi which have been reupholstered and customed to fit the character of each alpha.

Well after keeping everyone waiting forever... out come the alphas. Oh what a mighty group of alphas we have here. Of course out comes the struting and so debnoire alpha doug daper #1 poon traper. Bhetti gently lays a napkin in doug's lap and smiles sweetly at doug. Behind Doug, other alphas slowly make their entrance. After all, alphas don't rush because that's what betas and omegas are for.


next up...

Uncle Mu/Obsidian who suavely peacock alpha struts to his seat.

Brown Sugar stands up after polishing the legs of Mu's chair and whispers to MU ...



"my king, you seat is ready"


*mu pops his collar, throws his nose up at the hbd betas and takes his seat*



Next out is the tall strapping handsomley Nordic looking Whellmer. With an angery scoul on his face, enough flannel to burn through the Florida Everglades, and an aggresive walk that gives him the look of an extra right out of Niverana's teen spirit video. Combined with the gentelness he shows his kids, the women are in gina tingle heaven just from Whellmers presence alone.



rebellious vanilla chants to herself " whellmer is the ideal, whellmer is the ideal, whellmer is the ideal"



A minute latter out comes Roshv with the flag of his latest score saftey-pinned to his shirt. Now Rooshv is the most petite of our alphas but don't get it twisted, he still all alpha. why he has the body hair of ten 6'5 studs.

Roosh uses the help of a step stool to climb into his alpha chair. leaning back against his booster seat, his back hair get stuck to the chair like velcro.


*anouck goes to help rooshV*

chic noir grabs anouck by the arm and says: "don't"



A few minutes later out comes VK...

Now VK ain't one to get into the flaming racewars with the trolls. In fact he will play along with some sterotypes if it means getting the woman that he wants. That's why this morning he comes out struting in a leopard print loin cloth.

pupu says:

"oh my, oh wee
VK has too much for me!"

rebellious vanilla's mouth falls open.



tupac leans in to whisper: and you gonna need to leave that badboy open to get it all in.



DA bangs his fists against the tale and wails "VK has set blk people back 200 years with this getup he has on."

nicole turns to DA " but it is better that he is not one of the shepple. He has his own mind and is an independant thinker. "In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play. "

sofia yells "Friedrich Nietzsche"

a bitter beta utters " I hate smart women"

Whiskey takes note of the way the women of the chateu behave after seeing VK and says "I knew it I knew it I knew it. There is no hope for us wonder bread betas"



A few minutes later here comes Rose. Holding his arms at a 90 degree angle that is congruent with his hips, nose slighlty turned upwards cause that's the most alpha way to approach a crowd according to a study done by the untied states federation of phycatrists who live and breath to study female 10's.

next comes Dragnet. Uttering wise words that all the betas listen to in a transfixed state and shake their heads in agreement with.

An Ferdinand comes out fussing,cussing and yelling about the nerds in club sigmode. Itwas movie night, they keep Ferdinand up all night while watching Return Of The NAMS.

Ferdinand "I swear, I hate nerds with everything in my soul." " I can't stand them, herd like creatures."

1std mumbles under his breath " better than NAMS"

Ferdinand turns to 1stdv rips off her shirt and yells "What was that nerd boy?"

*maurice the diplomat comes over to calm Ferdinand*

maurice "now ferdinand, everyone knows you can't stand nerds but give the guys a break."

*Ferdinand takes Maurices advice and has a seat*

*SD winks at Maurice*

Rickyraw aka T comes staggering out. T is on day 21 of his 30 day of alpha fast and he's feeling very weak. Looks over at some beta who paid 300 bucks for a pair of pre washed worn denim and clucks his tongue.

PA comes out alpha struting t with a set of HB10 PA style Eastern European twins, one on each arm.They're know as Hello&Good bye around the chateau. Why Hello&Goodbye? ??

Cause their chests and bottoms are so flat, you can tell if they're coming or going.

Just as the alphas are seated and begin to greet one another, the most alpha of them all prepares to make his entrance.



epoxy sofine pauses on the thresshold of door to turn to listen to lilgrl who slaps him on the butt and whispers in his ear "go make me proud baby".



With that epoxy is off.



Epoxy alpha struts across the thresshold like a man on top of the world. Clears his throat and everyone stops to stare. Alphas, beatas,omega, young and old, female lawyer beasts , sweet natured libarians, 10s and 2s. Aged 8 to 80 deff, dumb ,blind, and crazy.



A group of white dolves who were making a nest, see epoxy and imediatly abandonned their task. The dooves swooped down to sing to epoxy "It's raining men".


behind the doves, sexy perodactyl comes flying over the crowd.


*chic noir thinks to self*



" wow, that's got to be a sign something bad about to happen"

*whiskey looks up with mouth open*

sexy perodactyl lets it ripe

*chic noir hands whiskey a tissue from inside her bra &returns attention back to epoxy*



epoxy rips off his shirt

*chic noir dead faints*

The nice betas and omegas imagine what life would be life if only they looked like epoxy. While the bitter betas hate saying things like:

He can't be str8.

STr8 men aren't born that good-looking.

He got a nose job, calf implants, peck implants and a brain implant.



chic noir says to self " that lil grl sure is one lucky woman"

desi mumbles to self " he ain't all that, for one thing his mother probably...."

chic noir to desi" hush desi, don't mess up a fantasy"

The alphas look at epoxy and mumble to themselves "yea he's goodlooking, but I got game"

lil grl comes walks out to the mumbles of a choirs of angry bitter betas.

"she isn't all that" "I've seen beter" " did I tell you about that 10 I met in Taiwan, lil grl ain't nothing compared to her" " she was suppose to be ours" " I can't stand that lil grl" "she to arrogant" " I just angry cause she didn't want my pott bellied baulding, smelly body"

When what comes out, the betas mumble now that's a proper girl. what winks at morselex,morselex blows a kiss. the two then sneak off where no one can find them.

Two minutes later, food is brought out and the alphas eat first. Great big cuts of meat, most of which Dave from Hawaii caught earlier in the morning. Endless gobblets of the finest red Italian wine whose grapes were smashed by the hottest 10s in Italy is brought out for the alphas to drink.

Meanwhile....

The betas wait for a glass a water.

Just then.... A load sound of thunder roars overhead. everyone looks up.

Stay tunned for the next episode.

The chateau times part 6

the feminists didn't know who they were messing with. It seems that all of doug daper's hard work has paid off. His bill to end outrageous childsupport claims is finally being heard by someone from the NY senate. Just as he's walking his draft of a potential bill to Senator Sheldon, what do you know??? Some evil Starbucks latte drinking man hating bowl haircut wearing feminist tried to sic a rabid pit bull on doug but that dog didn't want none of alpha doug. See what happens below.



my original video didn't have anything in it about old ownage but I can't find that one. I guess it was deleated.

*chic noir shrugs shoulders*

As The Chateau Turns-episode the big breakfast

The Big Breakfast
episode:1 of 2


Well folks... things have been a bit slow in the chateau. Some of the long timers have moved on. It seems that R's rent increases along wit the sad job economy has made it so that many can't afford to live there anymore. R has had to open the place up to by the hour rentals and boy does it show. Just look at those random drive by comments in the place now. Honestly, I don't now how the few regulars left can take it.

This is a tale from better times.

One glorious spring day breakfast was being made for the chateau residents.

Dave from Hawaii, always an early riser was up at about 6 am. When dave came down to the kitchen, he found a brooding Whiskey and bottox sitting on a stools.

Buttox was eating a banana and his stool was flipped upside down.

Whiskey to dave: "hey dave, howse it going"

dave in hawaii "oh, everything is okay. I had my red pill this morning, now I'm going out to hunt for something to eat."

*whiskey goes into fanboy beta mode*

whiskey: really dave? Oh boy dave can I come.

Dave from hawaii takes a minute to think. Alphas always keep their inferiors waiting.

Alright whiskey you can come.

Whiskey to dave : I'll be back in two minutes, just need to gather up my hunting supplies.

*whiskey runs up to his room like a gang of ugly feminist with pink guns are after him*

*whiskey tears his room apart looking for his buffy the vampire hunting knife and matching sword belt*

meanwhile...

Dave in Hawaii grows anxious to spill some blood, and decides to go hunting without whiskey.

remember folks alphas are less denatured than beta who have been debowed by the awful femanazi's and their worthless laws.

Just as Dave in Hawaii walks into the wooded area that surrounds the chateau, bigfoot runs across dave in hawaii's path. Dave dosn't miss a step, bigfoot looks at dave , screams and takes to his heels.

one hour later...

Dave from Hawaii makes his way back to the chateau. He walks into the kitchen and slams a two dear, 5 ducks, a couple of rabbits, 7 possum, a pair of squirrels, 1 muskrat and a blk bear onto the counter for the help to cook.

Dave's wife is shocked and fixes her mouth to tell dave that she won't be cooking half of what he brought in but one super duper alpha look from Dave makes her fix her lips firmly shut. In fact she gets a case of the tingles.

A sad looking Whiskey's eyes grow bigger than saucers.

whiskey : Gee dave, howdya kill all those animals dave.

A still hyped up Dave looks down at whiskey and says " with this my good blue pill taking friend, a boy scout knife that i've been using since I was a small boy".

Whiskey :shock:

whiskey stammers :You... you... you .....mean that's all you needed. wow dave you really are alpha.

On que, Dave struts out of the kitchen back up to his room to shower before breakfast.

Two hours later...

Everyone is getting ready to come out to the deck to enjoy brunch.

let it be said that the alphas of the chateau are like no other. all are good dancers and everyone can strut with the best of them.

just as chic noir and default user where making there way down the hall. They spot doug 1 warming up and taking a sip of lemon tea to prepare for his alpha strut onto the veranda . Doug looks like a strapping AARP alpha in his blk silk pinstripe pajamas.

*Doug 1 clears throat to bellow out his first note*

Just as doug1 opens his mouth wide ... he hears.....

Boom bat boom boom pat

doug 1 to bhetti md " what the hell is that"

*bhetti shrugs shoulders*

5 seconds later we all know. It's Obsidian/mu being carried like an Egyptian king in a caravan with a marching band high above the betas. Brown Sugar's directing the group. Obsidian pauses for a moment to greet doug.

Obsidian to doug1 " go morning there doug, I see you're wearing your vintage satin pajamas"

doug to obsidian " They aren't satin their silk and I just brought them last week"

Obsidian to doug " well I hope you brought them on sale cause they look like there going to fall apart any moment now." " You know we alphas must look good if we expect to keep the attention of the women in our lives"

*Mu nods head to bhetti*

*doug 1 fumes*

doug1 mumbles to self " that smooth Shaft ,billy D williams, fast talker. always besting my alpha"

Just as Obsidian is ready to tell his caravan to move on...

he spots Jamilla coming out of her room

*mu grows horns*

Mu said to Jamilla with a devilish smile: "why hello Jamilla, I trust you had a lonely and frustrated night sleeping due to tossing and turning since your attitude and chasisty has turned all the brothers away. "

Jamilla gives mu a mona lisa smile before firing back: "Well that sounds better than the night you had, tossing and turning cause you were itching and scratching from something or should I say someone you picked up."

Mu/Obsidian grows so angry that he almost falls out of his hoisted 1000 thread count silk sheeted bed.

*doug 1 laughs.*

Mu gives doug a look that could melt snow in 0 degree weather.

doug1 uses the opportunity to start his strut.

doug1 opens up wide like buttox at nethan's hotdogs and sings

♫whose an alpha bow
I'm alpha hey now ♫

anouckage comes over in a flimsy Chantal Thomass silk nightgown to tell doug1...

"je t'aime. Vous beacoup le Alpha garcone. Vous êtes un homme étonnant. "

out of nowhere, dreammer comes and flings her body onto doug1.

dreamer : Oh doug you have no idea how much I love you, you are such an intelligent man, please call me, email me ,text me ... do something to me.

doug 1 turns to give the jealous betas a crap eating grin. He enjoys the hatraid of the betas just a tiny bit.

doug1 keeps strutting without missing an beat.


to be continued...

the chateau gang when we were kids.

lurker


lilgrl It looks like lilgrl been making betas boys droll since way back when
default user -cute as a button

my first husband from the chateau Chris

sophia(1st girl)

lovelysexybeauty even with a construction set, LSB keeps it cute and sweet.

Roosh- he still wears that shirt when the carebear shirt is dirty.

chic noir- cute, tuff, and girly with my mean mug in place.

Marcus A-

whelmer

DA

Alpha doug1- look how comfortable he is sitting between two of adult women. 5 bucks says he made one of those women to heat up his bottle.

gannon's homeboy

aoefe

alias clio

racerx

keith- so sweet so happy



AL - she's angry because they told her she couldn't play because girls can't throw.

kim - someone just showed her a warhol knockoff. she was not amused.

lady raine



ferdinand- someone made him angry

whiskey

another PUA in the making

daveinhawaii- he hunted that squirrel down himself.

Joe

half sigma- I guess a nam just walked into the room.

jamilla after meeting R for the first time.

hope

femx and half sigma- see they are not the same people folks

dragnet and Mu /obsidian waiting to get onestd

LSB- cute and lady like from the begining

steve- working on that IQ from birth.

dana- someone told her go play with the girls

tood

chic and Mu .

mu/ obsidian -smooth from the begining. doug 1 put magic marker and crayon markings all over the hat.

POF

Petter - hair/fur/ hair/fur what's the difference?
tupac
roissy
silvia
default and chic noir
chuck
mandyxd
thursday-
bhetti-

cannon's canon

willard- he had a bad attitude because his mom made him wear crocks.

most of these pics are from this site. It's a daily read for me. It's like a kid version of the sartoralist.