The Cheatu R Times post 5

The chateau R times continues….

The residents of chateau R are all sitting in the salon having drinks and discussing R’s disappearance.

Just then… The front door swings open with a loud thump.

In walks R looking like he went 50 rounds with Tyson.

The crowd break into applause, free flowing tears, and hearty back slaps amongst the regulars.

A beta yells out:
“ R, where have you been?”

R pokes out chest and replies: “Beta, I have seen and battled an evil you could never endure. Your bird chested frame and feminist taught shebrain would split under the strain. For the rabid butch bitch feminists are stronger than you can imagine. To have one of those unsightly creatures sink of yellow incisors into your loins is a pain you can only imagine”

*Beta gulps*
The real story, r was getting his butt whipped but ran like an itch when the feminists had their backs turned.

The females of the chateau feel a mean wave of the jina tingles.
They take turn trying to arouse his passion.

Aoefe: oh R, how I have missed you. Please come and dominate me tonight.
Lil grl: we like srsly missed you hella much dude.
Sophia: oh I’ll let you “spray” my torso.
Femx: can I watch sophia???
Dreamer: oh roissy I missed you so much. Let me wallow in your alphaness.
Lovelysexybeauty: please tell me you won’t disappear again. I’ll do my darnest to stay thin and sexy for you.
Nicole: look what the cat dragged in, can’t say I’m happy to see you either way.
Jamilla: How about a taste of your chocolate Sunday r.
Chic noir to jamila: don’t go sitting blk women back 50 years up in here
Chic noir: shakes head 2 r, don’t mean to say I told you so.
Sarah: you must not allow your experience to turn your heart into ice. You must love your enemy even when your enemy is evil.
The feminist kim,marcus a, denise,anon al : glad you’re ok R.
When R moves away, they mumble to themselves… that bastard got away.

whiskey and rum order free whiskey and rum for everybody.
PA gave a toast but no one understands what the heck he was saying.
Doug drinks until he’s drunk since he isn’t paying.
To celebrate the occasion, tood allows roissy the privilege of being the first to break in his new hologram girl.

And everyone in the chateau went asleep happy that night.

The End

Beef At The Chateau Part 2

All right people all right… I have something I want to say.
*chic noir steps up to the podium and grabs mike clears throat*
*winks at default sitting in the front row*
Chic noir’s take….

Both R &LR are wrong. R for starting the war with LR and flaming her name all over the internet including that of her child which truly crossed the line. I don’t care if LR posts pic of herself on myspace. Unless she gave R permission to use them…. He was wrong.
I can’t believe I’m about to say this but…..

*chic noir shudders*

It’s also wrong of LR to post his personal info online when it could cost him his job and we know job’s aren’t easy to come by these days. He isn’t liked by some and anyone could track him down beat his ass(he deserves0 or put a bullet into his head(to much even for him).


Not about R wanting his privacy…. NO I would argue that he doesn’t. He has posted his picture a few times and the fact that he meets with commenters from his blog should tell you that he was willing to risk it. Don’t forget that he has written purposely inflammatory posts about important people as well as minorities and women. He likes attention. The article LR linked to, roissy posted linked to on his blog. He gave his name to the writer(maybe) of the article so it’s not like he wasn’t courting attention.


I’ve mentioned to R a number of times that it would one day come back to haunt him because his readership is too large. When the folks from fou.ch.an invaded the blog about a month ago, I knew he was in his last days. IIRC, I warned for the third time during the invasion. He knew it was only a matter of time but I’m guessing that he would of preferred his outing come from a major news outlet along with a 6-7 figure book deal.
His outing by lady raine is like one of you guys having an 30 minutes to do anything you want to with megan fox and only lasting 10 seconds.


@Chuck, Maurice and Clarence- I believe that an anonymous person gave LR that info because the same thing happened with me when he wrote that “how to tell if a woman is a slut” post. I got about 10 random emails from people but I didn’t take that road because I’m too soft hearted I guess.
*steps down from podium*
*whispers to clarence*
I was really hoping the two of them would meet and release that passion they have for one another.

If you post a comment, use letters not names.

Beef At The Chateau Part 1

chuck said the Chateau is like a bar where everyone breaks chairs and throw bottles. Well lately, folks have been pulling out shanks and guns.

It's come to my attention that the girlgame bloggers are getting crap which is pure bs in my opinion. Why do some men feel threatened by women who like to think for themselves???



The women from the girlgame blog aren’t writing hard hitting topics aimed at men. The fact that men come and enjoy the blog is a good thing but I think their aim is arm women with the tools they need to attract quality men(not always alpha) and what to do to keep him.
I have noticed that Sophia gets attacked when she dares show her intellectual muscle.

. So what they didn’t address the mancession. They write about what they want to write about in the same vein that the male writers here write about what they want to write about. Maybe the mancession hasn’t hit the men in their lives or affected the men they pursue so they have no reason to write about it. Don’t forget that women are less likely to base their lives around charts, graphs& figures anyway. Until we feel it or know someone who has personally experienced it, most of us will be on the fence.

Furthermore, you can’t blame the mancession of feminists anyway, Gloria Steiman and the women at MS don’t have that much swag. The mancesssion happened because the jobs men typically do are being shipped overseas(factory), or were eliminated(construction) (wall st) because the big banks needed to shed workers*.

*construction falls under both.

As for the mancession and marriage, women who have a husband who is unemployed will need to suck it up and deal with the situation. The answer won’t be to bitch and moan but to work together as a family. Husbands will now have more time with their children. Women will now get to see what’s it like to be the “ man of the house”.

Far fewer couples will divorce when the husband doesn’t have enough assets to siphon away in the form or child support or alimony(archaic in most cases). Some couples may even find themselves happier in the long run cause this recession won’t last. We will have a recovery in a few years


fashion folk... I promise to go back to what I know very soon.

Dating Rules For Men via A Woman

preface: my darling whiskey, I know you said I give men awful advice let me try again.

Chic Noir’s PUA advice for men…

1.have confidence

2.remember, she poops too.

3.take the time to look nice. Good clothes, shoes and a nice haircut will help you feel better about yourself when approaching a woman which will in turn heighten your confidence.

4.have something to talk about when you approach.

5.don’t give off the creepy weird guy vibe. Avoid jerky hand movements, weird facial expressions, intense staring with a woman you haven’t vibed with and bad posture.

6.don’t stare at woman for longer than 30 without saying a simple hello. Look at the woman’s response to you hello. That should give something to go on. Does she look excited to be approached by you? If not, proceed with caution.

7.if one turns you down, remember there are 3 billion more.

8. be careful of your internal thoughts when approaching women. We can read your thoughts fellas.

9. know your speed.

10. don’t be desperate. Janka is almost as pretty as Epoxy but scares the heck out of many women because he comes across as desperate and hypersexed.

11. be yourself but don't give her everything within the first day of meeting you.

12. if she doesn't call when she says she will, don't be angry when she finally returns your call. just find something or someone to amuse you instead.

13. avoid hardcore bar rats, they will burn you in more ways than one.

life in chateau R (episode 3) expanded edition

So folks it's Alias Clio and Patrick H's big day. Why everybody and I do mean everybody from the chateau came out to see Clio get married. Even Mandy xd flew in to see clio and patrickh exchange vows.

*agnostic and ganon look over at the newly legal Mandy and shake their heads*
*said in unison*

“She is now 18 and past her peak”

racerx flexes his snake like tongue at clio and mouths, "you better come and get a piece before you exchange vows"

*clio shudders*

I don't know who came up with this seating arrangement. They put Lurker between Zunder and Mandy XD and they sandwiched Gig between Nicole and Jamilla. Willard was seated between Ruby and Joe.

The drink brothers, Whiskey and Rum walk to there seats. Whiskey sits in the second row with a dazed expression on his face while he repeats over and over to himself "But PatrickH is more beta than I am, but Patrick H is more beta than I am, but PatrickH is more beta than I am".

chic noir and PA sit in the last pew to comfort a very distraught Tupac. Between looking after tupac, defaulta, and default Jr,chic noir's hands are tied.

Out of the corner of chic noir's eye she spots Lady Raine walk in with a low cut red dress and Femx walk in with a blk lacy see thru number.

chic noir thinks to self* now they know this is suppose to be clio's day so why would they dress like that*

Poetry of Flesh comes strutting thru. Maurice and Firepower look at her with their mouths hanging open. Poetry is wearing a tasteful dress that gently skims her bountiful feminine curves.


*tupac lets out a small wale*

So far tupac has gone thru two boxes of kleenex.

*chic noir walks over to where doug and Mu are sitting*

Either of you alphas have a handkerchief you can loan tupac?

*doug pulls out a cotton handkerchief*
*Mu pulls out a blk silk handkerchief with his initials inscribed in the corners*
*doug growls but keeps it down for clio*

chic noir snatches both and utters a thanks over her shoulder.


Well it looks like it's time to get this show started but people are still talking and gossiping amongst themselves.

Ferdinand Bamu stands up and yells to the crowd " “Everybody shut up, I said quite right now".

Ferdinand Bamu alpha scowls and pops his collar.

When Ferdinand sat down, you could hear a pin drop.

DA starts playing the piano and Clio came down the aisle. She had Roissy walk her down the aisle since she's known him longer than any of the men of ChateauR.

*dun dun du dun *

What a beauty Clio was in her white gown. and boy did she pick a perfect gown to highlight her beauty. The whiteness of the gown was almost blinding as it reflected Clio's purity. For a minute I thought the dress was transparent and I guess Tupac did too because he was quite for about 30 seconds.

Boy ole boy is PatrickH gonna have a good time parting those tight folds. Or, either get a herniated disk in his back from having to go where no man has gone before.

30 minutes late….

The reverenced asks " is there anyone here who objects to these two becoming man and wife"

Everyone turns to look at Tupac who remains silent but his body is racked by a violent wave of sobs.

Suddenly, Whiskey stands and yells "But but but PatrickH is more betta than I am"

*the guests take a sharp intake of air*
Willard to whiskey: Whiskey if you don’t sit your delusional azz down.

Whiskey sits down and the reverend picks up where he left off.

It's now time to exchange rings and Gunslinger, the Ring-bearer can't find the rings. Aw man..
don't worry he found them, he dropped them inside of his flask for safe keeping.

A few minutes later, it was now time for Patrick H to kiss his bride.

chic noir and PA dive on tupac to keep him seated and quite.



two hours later....

the wedding went off with only a few small glitches but it was a very lovely wedding. clio and patrickh are now husband and wife.


So everybody’s at the reception and firepower gives a toast.

PatrickH oh lucky you are
we can all see clio's purity from afar
I expect you to be hitting all night until very late tomar.

30 minutes later guess who walk in....

Lady Raine and Femx, they've decided that clio has had enough attention for the day and now it's their turn. the two start drinking and dancing. lady raine dances with willard but breaks away for a spin around the pole. Old habits die hard.

I could write out the rest but I'll just let you look at.





video via wendyista

another tale from Chataeu R

Fashion folk this post is not about you.


default, whereever you're out there. I hope this brings you back.


It’s Sunday night in the Château,the music is playing but people aren’t so happy because money problems abound the residents of château Roissy. Even high earners like Tood are having money problems.


R , with advice of his account seeking alpha, roissy recently raised rents 25%. To make up the difference, some residents took to renting space in the basement so they could work on a side hustle.

Aoefe and Nicole run an S&M dungeon.

Chic Noir runs a how to look like an alpha consulting business.

Peter has a top secret laboratory(more on that latter).

Tood took to renting space in the basement so he could open a barber shop.

Btw, has anyone noticed that Tood’s been very amped and irritated as of late.

Chuck went down to Tood’s shop to get a shapeup. After a full night of parting at club alpha, Chuck was so exhausted he could hardly keep his eyes open. I could tell you the rest but….